Eating Cream-Laden Cotton Balls? It’s My Favorite Thing!
Remember how I told you that I could ask my dogs if they wanted to get a colonoscopy today, and they’d probably respond with, “Hell yes, that’s our favorite thing!“? Remember how I told you that...
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So apparently this is what happens when I’m dumb enough to leave piles of clean, folded laundry on the sofa. And apparently Capone must think he’s part bird since he created himself a little nest. And...
View ArticleMean Things Come in Small Packages
I don’t know what’s going on with the Universe right now, but I’m guessing it has something to do with the tides and the moon and waxing and waning and the frogs in the pond in front of my house...
View ArticleI’m Pretty Sure My Dog Tried to Drown Me and Other Reasons I Probably Should...
While my sister was here for an impromptu visit last week, we quite frequently took our 4 — count ‘em, four – combined mutts down to the lake near our house for some much-needed energy expenditure. On...
View ArticleOn Wiggly Mutts and Puppy Butts
I had a dog. I’ve pretty much always had a dog. First, there was Muffin. Muffin had a white triangle on her head. She was a gift to my brother right before I was born, undoubtedly intended to lessen...
View ArticleCrap. I Guess I’m One of Those Moms.
Yesterday afternoon, a veterinarian laughed at me. Yep. Apparently I’m that crazy dog mother who, even though I never dress my dogs in sweaters (or any kind of clothing save the occasional reflective...
View ArticleGetting All Scarlett O’Hara on This Day’s Ass.
I’m not going to lie. Yesterday sucked. Not just because I had to say goodbye to Justin. I already knew that was going to suck. But then I also had to say goodbye to my other childhood dog, Lexie. (I...
View ArticleIt’s Not Like Georges St-Pierre Is Hanging Out In My Back Yard, But Close.
Last Saturday night I had my first Ultimate Fighting Championship experience. Some new friends invited us to their place for a chili cook-off followed by board games and a UFC extravaganza. Our...
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I don’t have a real post for you today because many things are happening. First, these: Yep. Apparently breasts grow quite naturally in the grass in my neighborhood. They’re a little lopsided, but...
View ArticleDoggie Dilemma: Holiday Boarding.
So I have to drop the mutts off at the kennel today, and I’m filled with all kinds of anxiety. This used to involve a relatively painless 45-minute commute into the country to an adorable little family...
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